After just having sent out some very stressful emails I am ready to relax. Unfortunately relaxing at all today was impossible in these shorts. The snap is all or nothing. Have you ever realized something you are wearing is all wrong but you’re just too late because you’re already in class and people are staring at you because as you look down you realize your shorts are unzipping before everyone to see.. Inhale and question mark.. ? ding.
Long windedness aside, these shorts need a new snap. Make sure your shit is proper when you walk out the door. Solid. Proper, solid shits. I eventually just gave up and left them unsnapped. Then I went to the beach, danced around, yelled at some seagull harassing Sinead O’Connor looking douche and came home. All so I could write this. What a blessing.